No phone is off limits to the Phone Bandit!

Yesterday all staff (managers of any form) were called down to the training room for our weekly staff meeting. Our store manager was caught up on the phone so we all goofed off a bit. Hangman, dirty stories, you know, fun stuff. A friend of mine stood up and left to deal with a customer issue about 15 minutes in, leaving her phone behind. She forgot that one should never leave a phone unprotected around the Phone Bandit! I reprogrammed it while she was gone. It just occurred to me that I never got around to fixing it... Oh well. She'll get used to her new ringtones and her greeting shouting out Hey Bitches!

There is wet laundry spread out on a sheet on my living room floor. I swear here and now that I will not enter another laundromat for at least six months. Two of the three dryers I used didn't dry a daggone thing after 30 minutes. It cost twice as much as the little room in my apartment building and the dryers functioned at 50%. With all my quarters gone I guess I was half-hoping it would dry by itself on the floor. Logic gets a little misty around 1am. Haven't touched it since. Should probably fix that. Or I could fall back on hoping that they will fold themselves while I sleep...