Saturday, September 13, 2008

It's Jerky. Made from Turkey.

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Oh, my sweet, darling turkey jerky, how I have missed you. We have been apart for far too long. Perhaps that is the real reason I have not been eating this last month. I have been stricken by my need for you. Who needs men. I have you, lovely turkey jerky.

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